Comments that are contained in brackets under quotes are added by myself. -- Ray: I need anything but a man -- Chloe: My monitor does not have a thong -- Phoenix: Father christmas has arrived early, and is wearing transexual pink. -- 05:02PM seeesssh too many PMS and channels *help!* .oO(too much PMS? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN TOO MUCH PMS!!! ;) -- 09:57PM We would like to wish everyone a happy new year, if you are reading this you did not die in a car crash last night, well done. -- 12:45AM park in field, use back seat, sound will be stronger there. 12:45AM erm, perhaps I should rephrase use back seat. 12:45AM fuck 12:46AM (and that didn't help either!) 12:46AM bugge.. no, nor that. 12:46AM grr 12:46AM yes, that'll do 12:46AM grr -- 09:18PM ð SouthPaw/#techfurs wonders how to throttle his brother's bandwidth usage... hammer 09:18PM Short of throttling my brother ;) hammer :) -- 09:23PM ð Orona_Red/#NorthUKFurs is bimetallic! ^.^ 09:24PM Orona: You only bend one way when in heat? -- 12:42AM ð JTOtter/#tsa_list eyes Chloe, wiggles his fingers at her, and her bra falls off. ;) -- 05:05PM Poor fox deprived vixen. :) 05:06PM *nodnod!* 05:07PM .oO("I'm not addicted to foxes! I can quit anytime!!" ;) 05:07PM . o O ("I just don't *want* to, is all!") -- "The research into furry logic controllers has been setback, it has been reported. The systems tested fine in standalone, but when grouped up, it gets indesisive, and sits around in the pub" -- 04:31PM mmmm...yeti pussy -- 09:42PM Mut: Someone was complaining about a coworker with "a head full of air." 09:42PM I commented, "I wish _I_ had a head full of air. Mine just has a vacuum. Stuff keeps getting sucked in my ear." -- 09:43PM The other day my boss was next to my cubicle talking to someone else. He said, "You know what my goal this year is?" 09:43PM I said, "Explode?" -- 09:49PM ð iCheeta/#TSA_List powers up his KarmonHentai Speakers... *grooves* 09:51PM Hentai speakers? o.o -- 11:55AM sil did the wrong channel 11:56AM thats what you think Foxdie! :) .oO("/topic sil did the wrong channel") 11:57AM ð Sil/#northukfurs giggles 11:57AM the ENTIRE channel? In 15 minutes? 11:57AM I'm impressed. :) -- Foxdie's running on empty ;) 11:14PM I need filling up. 11:14PM Foxdie: that true? you need filling up? 11:14PM NO WAIT 11:14PM I take that back -- Gorfy's 15 seconds of fame: 11:26AM yay i made it onto the random quotes list 11:26AM "talk to me or i will...explain my theory of life/rubber bands" -- 03:52PM ð Sil/#northukfurs takes a bite outta Pete's ass 03:52PM ð Pete_DarkFox/#northukfurs hides behind Budrick 03:53PM ð Budrick/#northukfurs wraps his tail around Pete_DarkFox to keep him safe 03:53PM oh great, now i have to gaping hole! o.O -- After proving he doesn't know what DNS is, this has to be a winner folks: 08:54PM i dont think im cut out for this admin stuff even though im very good -- 12:16AM Sorry. Typing one-handed at the moment. 12:16AM Girlfriend keeps nibbling on my other one :P -- "I wish I had all my furry bits" - Fated -- "Come on, pop you cunt" - Fated -- "You, popcorn, and the orgy" - Brownkit -- "Kit's easy to pick up" "But he wiggles!" "He didn't wiggle when I picked him up" - Fated and Chloe -- 08:54PM You can see everything, but need a key to get inside? :) .oO(no that's Kristy) -- 09:55PM damnit man, you just got your dots sucked off ;) -- its 14" long...i cant not use it :P -- 06:08PM ð vulpecula/#northukfurs returns, suitably filled -- 10:44PM *laughs* a sux0rz with a docking ring! come here sheep :) -- 10:25PM ð Skipai/#northukfurs looks down and when did the carpet get sticky..... -- 03:06PM apparently, i'm a 'lechurous disco queen' who likes to 'discover crotches' 03:06PM I'm a Godly Disco queen who loves to smack Scarecrows 03:06PM i'm a boob-sucking demon who loves to poke vibrators O_o;;;; 03:07PM ewww! i'm now a 'malignant titan' who likes to 'discover cunts'! -- 08:18PM ð Blackchocobo/#Northukfurs likes it on the floor -- 11:11PM Chloe: There is still a tree under that mini-skirt. ;) -- 07:40PM "Combining low-carbs, high-protein and lewd imagery for a faster burn." -- 06:45PM it's been a while since I had a cold shower. -- 11:35PM I just hate people camping by the quad damage :P 11:36PM How can you be effeminate in a First Person Shooter? -- 09:50PM ð Ryx/#tsa_list is glad he's never been eaten. -- 11:19PM ð Neu_Lang/#tsa_list sits in the skunky tail and grind -- Spring: Do you have to keep pulling your tights up? Ben: But they keep falling down. -- 07:55PM shit someones coming to the car with torches -- 11:08PM JTOtter: That's like, er, poking fish in a barrel. 11:10PM XoYo: Yeah, but you get REALLY good at it. :) -- to help blur the US/UK dictionary issues.. 09:39PM forgot to attack my speedo with WD40 11:27PM and my speedo has gone sticky, which is irritating. -- 09:19PM Chest burster? 09:19PM oh Murr -- 04:48PM merle sucks the hardest in Cambridge still -- 06:36PM Anime? I want anime.. 06:36PM ð DaniMink/#tsa_list breaks out the school-girl outfit and the tenticle monster? 06:37PM ð MagTabby/#tsa_list ooos. -- 07:42PM ð JTTiger/#tsa_list heys. "Waaaaait. This form is STRAIGHT." -- 09:44PM ð Kristy/#tsa_list never /had/ a common sense module to remove. -- 07:59PM i need to find out what the sticky stuff is on my mouse -- 10:33PM God I'm sweating like an American furry fan tonight -- 08:37AM "Crossing Over" with Cathy Bunniemorph Dryad; next on Fox :) 08:38AM hey! I;m next on Fox! *happy face* :) 08:39AM *frowns* but who's on my finacees atm then -- 11:58PM 11 hours straight. Woo. Go me. -- 12:21PM Hi ChloeRed, I am so sore today -- 09:42PM i just love winona ryder 09:42PM and keyboards that aren't sticky -- 10:15PM god i just farted and it smells like stealthfox -- 11:31PM ð merle/#northukfurs dislikes teh soft pad she has, needs something hard -- 05:33PM Sil: btw I'd like to do Laser Quest methinks 05:33PM and Squire 05:33PM I mean Squire would like to do it too, not that Id like to do Squire... 05:33PM ...well I would but thats not... 05:33PM ...I mean 05:33PM ...AAAGGH!! 05:33PM ð TR_Wolf/#NorthUKFurs hides -- ð Nige shakes it a little but to no avail -- Fated: I like sausage that curls! -- 06:13PM see this? it my bargepole :P. -- 12:18AM do it 'special' favours 12:18AM ð merle/#techfurs whipes her mouth -- 11:04PM Gah, my underwear is full of hair. -- 11:47AM GOD I hate advertisement Email >.< 11:48AM ð Biker/#techfurs screams. 12:01PM Biker: Use a student-in-a-wardrobe filter. 12:02PM Bleh. 12:03PM 's easy. Kidnap a student, lock him in a wardrobe, and force him to filter your e-mail. :) 12:04PM Heh ...what you actualy end up with is 50% more porn spam coming in then before, but you don't see it 12:04PM LOL. :) -- Chloe: My yawn can fit a prawn cracker -- ð Squiggle/#tsa_list is versatile. Can ping, sproing, glug, wibble AND whoosh. -- 05:13PM ð Squiggle/#tsa_list is hoppy and nutty ^.^ -- ð Squiggle/#tsa_list does the trouser dance -- 11:13PM ð starling/#tsa_list likes it when you get only one hand off. -- 03:20AM ð Squiggle/#tsa_list dies from horribly fingerdeath -- 10:10PM Im lost for words -- 11:04AM Chloe: I have a hard enough time raising a 'wood', let alone a barn. LOL! -- Chloe: You don't do it to be clean, you do it because you enjoy it. -- 10:06PM ð Spirit|Carefurs/#snowfields ahhhs, nicks some of Fated and Chloe's Tranas, and curls up to watch some snatch -- yes, it's just your dirty mind at work ;) 11:39AM I object! my mind has never worked, dirty or clean :) -- 12:15PM those three preists, almost enough to make me want to go to church again (Cathy's views about Father Ted) -- 05:51PM Fucking tiramisu with fucking heroin in 05:51PM (Trainspotting: The dessert) 05:52PM Choose ice-cream in a range of fucking flavours. Choose a pie: apple, blueberry, blackberry it makes no fucking difference - the crust is always wank. 05:52PM Choose Sara Lee, choose sticky fucking chocolate fucking gateau that ends up nowhere other than your hips and your self-guilt. 05:53PM And babies on the ceiling make for interesting afterdinner banter 05:53PM Choose Life. Choose After Eight. -- What's a couple of inches between friends? -- Having Fated on your back is not a bad thing - Thomas -- We're married by blood - Thomas -- 08:46PM Sil doesn't do a bad job either -- 06:09PM ð GriffWolf/#snowfields moans and let's them melt in his muzzle, blushing, breathing in almost orgasmic pleasure -- 06:11PM ð GriffWolf/#snowfields 'll only have 1 or two at a time, though -- Hendryx: Swallow hard. -- Fated : We could play i-spy. Hendryx: I spy with my little.. does it have to be real? -- Hendryx: In my defence of being a classic furry thingy -- and has to use PDH for some bits instead of SDH because the speed of light is too slow (damn BT and their faster then light research again ;) -- 04:38PM . Spirit|Carefurs/#snowfields aiiiiieeees and is sucked -- 08:52PM . Spirit|Carefurs/#snowfields thinks GW would need cumpany! -- 09:00PM And who passworded GW's dick? :P -- 05:29PM Why waste time pulling? Get your other half to do it for you :P -- 12:53AM oxy-torch? isn't that some sort of extreme spot/acne removal method? -- 06:55PM . Spirit|Carefurs/#snowfields didn't go that deep! -- 06:56PM . Whitefang/#snowfields goes to head Spirit -- 11:30PM Hey! My cherry 11:30PM ack! -- 10:21PM I have a tendency to orgasm over most things :P -- 10:31PM I can't find my right testicle o.O 10:31PM Oh wait, there it is. -- 09:10PM I can't help it, I've got a meat fetish! ;) -- Ray: IBM are goths in disguise. Like transformers, but goths. -- Thomas: Stop peeking though the crack! -- Hendryx: When you wake up and think "ooh I'd better clean that up..." -- Thomas: And I sleep with him every night! -- Hendryx: I never said she had big tits, she has ample cleavage.. -- Thomas: Don't poke me!.. Now you're just bouncing the bed! -- Thomas: Great, it's going to be a constant stream of me now -- Hendryx: Sue! If I were to have sex with Ray, would you kill me? -- Hendryx: I'm not religious, I'm a christian. There's a difference. -- Hendryx: What? There's hot weather coming out of your arse? -- Ben: you need to get it straight in the gob in an upwards motion -- Thomas: I would give you one, but you've got doughy hands... -- Ray: the thing is... can I take it?! -- Thomas: I've lost two ribs and I'm that well endowed. -- 09:00PM my milk lasts quite a while -- 06:04PM . Spirit|Carefurs/#snowfields took pictures of the cock he bought from Ikea, cos he likes the way it sticks to things :D 06:05PM *blink* Clock! Clock! x.x -- 10:25PM . Wolfie_Fox/#northukfurs wanks some Pepsi Max -- 11:07PM Weird, I'm always less nervous if I'm performing to people I don't know -- 02:11PM ok i smell bad -- Ray: I'll stand up when the swelling goes down. -- Thomas: Don't slide when you get off. -- 09:06PM ooh i got a cramp in my hand... that's a first -- 05:32PM god you dont do indians much do you -- Hendryx: I'm not a christian. And I'm always lubed. -- Thomas: I have no knackers now. -- Thomas: OW! Watch the face! -- 11:14PM Even _I_ can't get nipples out of that -- 11:53PM = Ssithl/#northukfurs is possibly a chessplayer.. so gets to handle anyone who's a piece -- 05:44PM = Tommy/#softpaws is not yiffing soup. -- 04:13PM nah, it's the stripping I enjoy ;) -- 10:11PM I've got the horn, too -- 09:49PM cos im oing out with hendryx -- Rab: Just have to be careful where you stick it. -- Hendryx: We're going to knock up Nido. -- Thomas: I'm quite happy to try 3 people. -- Hendryx: You're in the middle. -- Thomas: You'd better get in. -- 09:31AM one handed typing -- sara: I have to be the first person to bounce on my new bed! -- Hendryx: It doesn't fit in the hole correctly. -- 06:10PM = Shao/#softpaws blows sweet nothings 06:10PM Wait....that may not have come out right -- 02:00PM Almost as fun as joystick waggling -- 10:29AM = Spirit|Soggy/#techfurs bwahahas and has a weapon now. *rock solid appendage* -- 06:12PM = Spirit|Carefurs/#techfurs shovels food in the erection of amra! -- Thomas: I've got a friction burn from Ben's crotch. -- Thomas: I could do it the other way then? -- 10:11PM hey.. I'm the elastic band christian. :) -- 10:15PM heh - aparenly I'm a perfect match for myself.. other than I'm the worng gender for myself. :) -- Chloe: That's why my hand smells funny. -- Hendryx: I have barry white in my room. -- 10:01AM couldn't even remember how to mount -- Thomas: Do you want some? It's going down quickly. -- 02:55PM I got more of a workout than I bargained for last night. -- 01:34PM there - if you tempt her.. she will come.. :) -- 05:10PM pah - no - I'm eating now so if you want something with chocolate instdei. you'll have to have me instead. -- Ben: I have breasts the size of mangos. Ben: They are on the inside. -- Sara: Ray can't make it go straight. -- Phoenix: Thomes, we're going to have to sweep the floor if you don't do that over a plate. -- Ray: She's not dead, I can taste her pulse. -- Thomas: He goes commando like, a dozen times a day! -- Thomas: I had six inches. -- Phoenix: Edgar Allen Poe Goes Cartman's mum? -- Phoenix: I've been on the wrong end of that and I so don't do that anymore. -- Thomas: My poke-o-meter! -- Fated: Glove porn. Thomas: It's a puppeters wet dream. -- Fated: But the action is so much fun. -- Thomas: I can come, my shoes are over there. -- Fated: Don't rim your cup. Thomas: It's got creamy stuff on it. -- 10:00AM = Trouble/#softpaws gets it right in the face -- Hussein: I was trying to get him off. -- Chloe: It's cheap, mass produced and sticky. -- Thomas: I've got a wet arse and I'm loving it. -- Hendryx: I've done some very weird things in toilets. -- 08:29PM = Spirit|Carefurs/#snowfields is a puppy, well, was, and relishes the opportunity to have a large cannon -- 08:29PM = Spirit|Carefurs/#snowfields fists at panther! "See what you made me do?!" :P -- 06:58PM Gimme a sec babe, I got what ya need here... -- 08:50PM = kazin/#techfurs ordered 6 nipples. -- 10:15PM Wank, wank, wank! But without the decent ending! -- spiritchasergreywulf: arse just comes as autopilot. spiritchasergreywulf: much like I wouldn't be going to cook food. I'd go and cock it. -- Adam Hart-Davis: Bell moved to nabraska, and started experimenting with sheep. -- Fated: My ears are fucked up. I heard that as "Tampax for men." -- 10:56PM = Msakaji/#techfurs 's keyboard doesn't contain hair from his head. -- 05:10PM sudden snow storms are like sex, worth witing for but better when your inside -- 10:29PM Delph: I can do it now by the way, with one paw... [nods] -- Hassen: I did not download monkey porn! -- 09:00PM = Jessie/#tsa_list is as religious as two rocks! Hah! My rocks are better than yours! ;) -- 09:43PM = Spirit|Carefurs/#snowfields spits cok all over the desk -- 08:07PM = DanMink/#tsa_list squeaks. *cheesy and covered in sauce* o.o -- 10:56AM = Spirit|Carefurs/#snowfields idly plays with his 10:57AM Arse! -- Ben: Christ, that's where it's growing from. -- 04:54PM Damn, my keyboard is covered in white stuff. -- Foxbrush: damned one paw typing -- 11:27PM You don't want it dripping or seeping anywhere... 11:33PM = Frobbe/#techfurs just got the wrong ideas... 11:35PM fun thing is, it first hit me when Hrrunka wrote the amendment 11:36PM and looking at what i just wrote in hindsight, that wasnt entirely too clever worded either -- 02:18PM This is all my fault :p -- 03:45PM Lions don't stain! -- Uluru: Fox says he is thinking about getting a cheap virgin up here. -- Foxbrush: I'm being beaten in my own home, and I'm not even paying for it! -- Foxbrush: I can lick the cream out the hole, you can't because you have your paws full! -- Foxbrush: Can't... Paw! -- Avon: This is my whacking stick. -- 09:50PM Paint is water yiff lube rub swim sleep proof -- 01:14AM this is perverse!!! i love it! :D -- 07:23PM = Spirit|Carefurs/#snowfields isn't either, drinks cocke instead -- 10:25PM = vampyre/#techfurs has a usb controlled vibrator 10:25PM I wrote perl scripts to control it -- Wolfarlis: oh god, it's a dried on stain! -- 10:04PM = Spirit|Carefurs/#snowfields looks innocunt :) -- 01:41PM = Pak_Roo/#softpaws watches Chloe ride the roo rocket -- 07:28PM back in a sex, people -- Spirit: I think I look for the wrong things in toilets -- 05:21PM = Spirit|Carefurs/#snowfields heads off to wankl the doggy -- 09:52PM Belive me, I KNOW Methane like I know my own backside ;O) -- Spirit: I have balls in my mouth... -- Why is my head all sticky? -- = Spirit/#snowfields blows chloe's laptop? -- 09:51PM bah, everything I search for returns porn. But when I want porn, there's none to be found. How perverse. -- Mekenshi: I have to hold it like this, or I'll die. -- 05:27PM Hey Chloe, how big is my package? -- 02:40PM = Angel_Lustre/#SoftPaws looks around for someone to do 02:40PM erp SOMETHING -- 08:21PM .oO( What goes good with a chastity belt, other then frustration? ;) .oO(lock picks) -- TundraWolf: Imagine that going off sideways in a carriage! -- 06:17PM No, I'm just an asshole. There's a difference. -- 05:02PM fated: this isn't #spoonfurs? 05:02PM Correct. this is #spoonguarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd -- Ben: It was already inside my mouth. I couldn't help but lick it. -- Sara: It's close. It's not quite sticky enough... -- 10:11PM Then as soon as I got used to that Nanaki and nido kept me awake coz nido kept squeeking -- 02:29PM I wouldn't fuck with a guy dressed as a klingon. -- 03:17PM wait a sex o.o >.> -- 11:10PM Chloe: next time i see you i could show you mine? -- Nige: I'm not the only one who likes 3 ways then ;) -- 04:48PM Minks are for external use only. *nodnods* -- 04:07PM after looking at that pic i want a mouthful of hot meat. bah. -- 10:17PM want to see my simple little thing? :) -- 11:53AM . spirit/#techfurs likes his cock more. :) -- 05:53PM I didn't expect it to be this hard to find a screw in London... 05:54PM Doesn't really matter what the head is... 05:55PM It just has to fit in a hole I have -- 08:41PM wait, that means I'm a virus? neat o_o -- 07:09PM . Nidonocu/#techfurs has avoided maturing. -- 08:29PM * Raven/#snowfields is now a little tart ? -- Mera: Don't worry, most of this is just cream. -- 07:53AM Damn, there's safety equipment everywhere in my bedroom -- 12:06AM the nipple isn't that comfortable for long periods of use -- Mera: I provide them hot and buttered! -- 12:31AM * spirit/#snowfields duct-tapes his big ol' hole shut to prevent further embarrassment. -- Fated: I'm all for powertools in cooking though -- 11:48AM I have this tiny one that really doesnt stick out much -- Let intermittent faults become permanent. So I can find them. -- 04:14PM = Nidonocu/#techfurs has nothing of value to anyone else. o.o -- Reynard says (16:44): *lies on his back and plays with the little plushies* -- 09:24AM im all sore -- Rycochet whuffs, "I have bombay mix... and lag... gah" -- Rycochet lays there with a bulge in his muzzle -- Lilywhite says, "Oh yes, I do like being stuffed with carrots." -- Reynard: my foam is crunchy. -- Tundra: they did have big pink ones. -- Kyu: Surely it should have one that rotates? -- Foxbrush: I'm checking that it is soft and pliable. -- Foxbrush: He can't get it off! -- Foxbrush: You could hold it while you polish the flat bit, to stop it twiddling? -- Foxbrush: Come here you lovely cream! -- Foxbrush: You got right inside too! -- Kit: Mike can't pull today, it's not working. -- 11:24PM Nidonocu: You aren't doing where it matters, -- Kyu: Woo, it's got prongs! -- TundraWolf: It's not quite spherical, and weighted at one side... -- 09:01PM I just do IT for em -- Kit: Why doesn't Mr Ben take them up the big field. -- Steve: Don't you have designated exploding privates? -- Foxbrush: "I only get though the day by standing behind the till, and having a little stroke" -- 07:38PM Polonium-210_: Oh. Who've you been doing? 07:38PM WHAT 07:38PM Er WHAT've you been... ah, to Hell with it. The question stands. -- Kit: I could follow the conversation when you were behind me... -- 07:44PM enlarge your penis... with photoshop! 07:44PM lol 07:45PM GIMP dude! 07:45PM OpenSource Penial Enlargement do you really want to say you GIMPed your penis? -- 08:10PM i've got a fairly large collection, i'd have given you a screw if you'd asked. -- ww^/#SoftPaws doesnt get it -- 01:29PM foxies rule Chloe picks up MachFennex, and tries to use him to measure a line this fox doesn't rule. 01:33PM Try using a straight one Chloe laughs 01:33PM hrm, hold on... -- Zhad: We demand blowings! -- Sarah: Why can't I ride tails? -- Foxbrush: It nevers gives you the monkey when you need it! -- 08:53PM The last wang I tried was broken -- 05:51PM My bits aren't big enough for the drilling I have planned -- Darkhorse: It comes in PINTS? -- Darkhorse: I've just taken this out, and it's covered in sweat. -- 11:29AM ? Slyboots/#greymuzzles shrugs "Everything is wriggly sometimes" -- Darac: I'm usually up to temperature by the time I come over the hogs back. -- 09:55PM It takes a knack, but as long as you don't make it go crooked it works pretty well. -- 08:41PM ? Fated/#greymuzzles ends up with a bright pink tip -- @DHWinterWolf: Very occasionally I get it out in the rain, too! -- Chloe: Sometimes doing it the wrong way is better. -- 01:07PM I should try DP. -- 10:01PM tis a bit floppy :o -- 11:07PM ? Kaytoil/#SoftPaws baits lap with a small dish of snack nuts. -- 04:37PM Who needs 3 feet of meat? -- 09:52PM blow them off in the truck stop parking lot :D -- 08:35PM was pretty retarded -- 11:41PM my head is solid bone -- ? Chloe sits on PsychedelicWuff, is waiting for a battery to charge -- Rebecca: .... truly, there IS still magic in this world.. AND IT IS SALTY -- 12:59PM It's sooooo nice o-o i've never had a wand bfore -- 08:27PM maybe i have a big periscope ...is that wait people are calling it now? ;) -- 05:28PM i think imma have like a huge ring order coming up :u -- 09:49PM must get my Ds in order -- ItzDaniChaos: Omg im dying my sausage is screaming, im not joking i recorded it -- AellaBrenna: It needs to be a foot longer! -- RRC_Dokuro: had to get a double 69 -- AellaBrenna: sometimes when something is big to me, it leaks out my eyes -- AellaBrenna: "No, you have to be on top to do it" -- Aellabrenna: I need to make a D as well -- baljemmett: stop making me type, I only have one hand free! -- Majenko "if I could find the hole.. getting it at the right angle would help as well..." -- Karataus82: Lay on top, with clamps. -- Oh deer. Someone needs to teach you to swallow properly. - AellaBrenna -- "It objected to me trying to open it's hole" - Darkholeson -- 16:09 CatAmnesiac: now do an irish grandma 16:09 ChloeRaccoon: Only if the irish grandmas consents? --